Man Kills Facebook Friend Over Mundane, Day in the Life Comments
SEATTLE – Talbert Wilcox pleaded not guilty in a Seattle Municipal Court yesterday to charges that he killed his childhood friend, Marshall Dimmrod. Mr. Wilcox told the court that although he did kill...
View ArticleStudy Finds Use of Gang Signs by Middle Class Whites on the Rise
PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY – A recent study by the Department of Sociology at Princeton found that up to 98% of middle class white adults flash or “throw” gang signs when they are being photographed. The...
View ArticleRoving Bands of Ducks Terrorize Chicago
CHICAGO – At a press conference today in Daley Plaza, Chicago Police Chief Garry McCarthy assured this terrified city that his officers and federal agents were diligently working to subdue the...
View ArticleGerard Depardieu Accused of Defecating on City Bus
DUBLIN – Less than two years after he made national news for urinating on the cabin floor of a commercial airliner, French movie star Gerard Depardieu stunned passengers on a Dublin bus yesterday when...
View ArticleCasey Anthony Reaches Out to Moammar Khadafi
FLORIDA – At an unknown location in Florida the past several weeks, Casey Anthony lay awake at night wishing, hoping, even praying for a loving man. Since being acquitted of murdering her two year-old...
View ArticleObama Furious After Vladimir Putin Unfriends Him on Facebook
WASHINGTON – The turmoil that was generated between Russia and the United States after President Vladimir Putin granted asylum to Edward Snowden last month escalated even further when President Obama...
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